Jesus Is Magic! (But Sarah Is Better.)


I was licking jelly off of my boyfriend’s penis and all of a sudden I’m thinking, “Oh My God, I’m turning into my mother!” – Sarah Silverman 

So everything is awful and everyone hates everyone else and each day we take another stride toward extinction.

But Sarah Silverman, my hands-down favorite living comedienne and artisan of vulgarity, will soon release a 10-episode program on Hulu called “I Love You, America”, and that pretty much cancels out the whole global apocalypse thing, as far as I’m concerned.

Now I just have to figure out whether Hulu is even available to walking anachronisms like me who still use a flip phone and watch TV on a TV set.


5 thoughts on “Jesus Is Magic! (But Sarah Is Better.)

    1. I wasn’t sure just how many pathetic things about myself I should cram into one extremely short post, so I neglected to mention “my computer is so slow that I can’t watch a 2 second GIF all the way through before it freezes up”.

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    1. Didn’t the Owl teach you anything? You’re supposed to practice on a Tootsie Pop first! I really can’t wait to see her new show. It won’t be the same as The Sarah Silverman Program, I’m sure, but it will almost certainly be just as brilliant.

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