Welcome back to Friday Funhouse! And I know what you’re thinking…”is he really going to number and subtitle this stupid thing every single week?” The answer, of course, is yes, at least until we reach the 8th installment, then it’s up to the studio whores behind the Fast & Furious franchise to crank out some more cookie-cutter crash-em-up sequels whose subtitles I can wittily lift for this weekly feature.
Before going any further, I’d like to apologize to anyone who may have experienced seizures as a result of looking at the rapidly flashing GIF image that accompanied my last post. But, you know, this is kind of a look at your own risk deal, so…(Maryellen, maybe you should insert some legal language at the bottom of the page absolving us from responsibility in the case of neurological distress. Unless you think that might be a good gimmick for us — “Come read our page — you might get seizures!”)
Here’s a short scene from Shameless where Sheila (Joan Cusack) does her damndest to entertain a newly sober Frank: