London Calling

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To my friends in the UK: Please do not listen to our orangutan-in-chief as he throws barbs at the Mayor of London in the immediate wake of another tragedy.  Stick to your guns; which, in this case means stick to your distaste for guns and militarized beat cops.  While most of you seem to understand that a few disaffected and ideologically opportunistic jerk-offs do not represent Islam, Cheetoh The Clown and his cadre of nationalist war-mongers do not.  You can rely on your American friends, but you cannot, at the moment, rely on America.  The criminal cabal that usurped our institutions is not your ally.  But we are.  We love you, and echo your battle cry across the pond:

London calling to the faraway towns
Now war is declared and battle come down
London calling to the underworld
Come out of the cupboard, you boys and girls
London calling, now don’t look to us
Phony Beatlemania has bitten the dust
London calling, see we ain’t got no swing
‘Cept for the ring of that truncheon thing

The ice age is coming, the sun’s zooming in
Meltdown expected, the wheat is growin’ thin
Engines stop running, but I have no fear
‘Cause London is drowning, and I live by the river

London calling to the imitation zone
Forget it, Brother, you can go it alone!
London calling to the zombies of death
Quit holding out and draw another breath
London calling and I don’t want to shout
But when we were talking I saw you nodding out
London calling, see we ain’t got no high
Except for that one with the yellowy eye

The ice age is coming, the sun’s zooming in
Engines stop running, the wheat is growin’ thin
A nuclear era, but I have no fear
‘Cause London is drowning, and I live by the river

Now get this

London calling, yes, I was there, too
And you know what they said? Well, some of it was true!
London calling at the top of the dial
And after all this, won’t you give me a smile?

2 thoughts on “London Calling

    1. So do I. This buffoon is definitely someone who cannot stomach being ignored. So I give a round of applause to the rest of the non-dictatorial world for treating him like the silly ignorable annoyance that he i s.

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