Entertain me … with porn?

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There are many ways that I could go about approaching this topic.  And I did have a plan.  But right now I am going to roll with it and just have at it.  I want to make sure that I get a post up.  I have been working on some methods to be able to organize all this online content and being able to post to multiple locations at once as to not be overwhelmed, which leads to discouraged.

Truth be told, I mostly view porn as entertainment.  I mean, ultimately it is far from quality.  There is the extremely rare find that can be watched all the way through.  For the most part the people are pretty unattractive and hard to look at.

Some of it is downright comedy.  Like watching a b-movie.

I also tend to have a curious nature when it comes to the pushing of boundaries and things that may disturb some.  And given some of the artwork that I do, I often find myself doing a lot of weird porn research.  Most recently still images of suffocation porn.

My viewing habits are dependent upon if I am looking at still images or movies.  It is easier to find quality still images.  Some … art.  But I would classify that more as erotic art and not exactly “porn.”

Movies.   I usually find the sound pretty irritating.  I also have issues with the sounds of crowds in the background of sports on television.  The reasons rather different, but I am a peculiar sort that way.

Porn in theaters or booths can be kinda fun dependent upon who you are with.  I’ve had some really memorable experiences in NYC and San Francisco.

I went on a very silly, fun date once.  I will refrain from mentioning the who, or what his story was.  We ran all over San Francisco buying all kinds of Asian candy, Chinese food, and a blanket.  We then went to a theater and set up a picnic on the floor in the front of the theater.  It was an amusing afternoon.

5 thoughts on “Entertain me … with porn?

  1. I share your discomfort with the sound of televised sports. I think we discussed this once, but I don’t think either of us had a good theory as to why. As far as porn goes, my complaints are going to sound like they’re coming from some militant feminist, but maybe that’s how I roll these days. I hate the way the male “actors” are directed to speak and behave with aggression. To my mind, sex has nothing whatsoever to do with aggression. Porn is frequently a male dominance venue and frighteningly, many guys who are porn enthusiasts demand that it be that way (probably because so many of them couldn’t get laid if they tried, so they are therefore angry at women). I also don’t understand women stripping off everything except their high-heeled shoes. How is that hot? They’re fucking shoes. Take ’em off and lets see those sexy piggies. And most confusing of all is BDSM or torture porn. Who the fuck finds sex in and of itself so boring that they think to themselves, “Hmm…foreplay, fucking and an orgasm are so pedestrian. But what if we integrate some hot candle wax into the mix?” Go see a shrink, you fucking psycho.

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  2. Mainstream porn makes me laugh, because it’s usually so cheesy and poorly done. Whenever Ken and I have tried to watch it, we usually end of having conversations like “That’s not a realistic scenario”, “She’s way too excited for what he’s doing to her” or “If you shaved that in real life, it would make you crazy when it starts to grow back in” and so on. Of course, we’ve been married for 27 years today, so…

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  3. You know. When I wrote this, I forgot all about the period in the mid 90’s when I used to hang out at parties that were at a gay porn producers house. No lie, it was the equivalent of Boogie Nights, but all naked men in the pool. Tiki bar and all!

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